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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #15 on Nov 14, 2005, 3:55pm »

"Pft," Drouxl and PS said at the same time. They grinned and headed towards the bedroom.

"We'll only be a few seconds," PS added, hopping over a pile of bird poo and then they disappeared into the bedroom.

DB, who was still scowling at the ground, shrugged. "How long do you think they'll last?"

"Not very," Rollie said, watching the door on the other side of the room for any human movement.

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"Do you want to wake her or should I?" PS whispered as her and Drouxl made their way around the bed.

Drouxl gulped and shook her head. "I'll do it, but only for entertainment purposes."

"Oh clearly," PS said, smirking. "I mean, I'm sure having your head chewed off will be very entertaining."

Drouxl stuck out her tongue distractedly, looking around the room for some means to wake up the snoozing angel. Sitting on the night stand next to the bed was a bullhorn.

"Well, that's convieniant," she whispered, picking it up. She turned it over it her hands inspecting it. "Let's see if it works."

PS slapped her hands to her ears a moment before Drouxl pressed down the button.

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #16 on Nov 14, 2005, 4:07pm »

Arenas rolled over, a little peeved at the sound of someone breathing excessively loudly in her ear, but was otherwise uncaring.

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #17 on Nov 14, 2005, 4:20pm »

"Whoops, wrong button." Drouxl blushed beat red, and pressed down the other button that set off the alarm. A loud siren went off in the otherwise silent room, causing her to wince and Arenas to sit up far too fast and fall out of bed. Drouxl looked down at the bullhorn in her hand and quickly hid it behind her back. There really was no need for Arenas to yell at her right away.

PS snickered and exited the room. She was samrt enough to know when to leave.

"Morning," Drouxl said grinning a tad too cheerfully.

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #18 on Nov 14, 2005, 4:22pm »

Arenas raised her pistol and pointed it straight between drouxl's eyes. "Not nice." Arenas squirted her in the eyes with tapwater.

"So?"

"Why aren't you with Roux somewhere?" Arenas grumbled.

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #19 on Nov 14, 2005, 4:29pm »

"That's the problem," Drouxl said rubbing her eye. "We don't know where he is, or where Sam is or where Bill is or Lt. Victor or Bon-Bon."

"So you came here to bother me instead?"

Drouxl grinned. "It's not just me."

Arenas quirked an eyebrow. "You mean you didn't come alone?"

"Nope." Drouxl leaned over helping Arenas off the floor. "Actually you have quite a few guests."

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #20 on Nov 18, 2005, 1:41pm »

"She means us, profesora." Nutty said matter-of-factly. She gestured the colorful crowd behind her.

"But there's a problem!" PS called theatrically, using her arms with expressive animation.

"She's right," piped up Lynx. "As Drouxl said, a few of our Johnnies are missing. We can't find them."

"...have you tried... looking?" said Arenas, brightly. She recieved a few dark looks from the crew. "Sorry. I'm sure you've been picking through the burrows of JA like diamond miners..."

"Aye. Sure have," said Nutty, nodding.

"But we can't find them anywhere!" Rollie howled, clutching a very battered Sam's hat.

"That's more or less why we came here," Lynx explained. "We wanted to see if Sands was still around."

"He may have gone Poof too," Nutty commented, in the background.

"Nice to know you care," the CIA agent said with a confident smirk.

There was a pause. Arenas sighed. "Well if you're hoping the CIA can help you with your MIAs, then I guess we can pull a few strings. What do you think, Chicle?"

Sands rolled his eyes at the nickname. "Fine, fine... but you owe me."

He whipped out his own notorious cellphone, unbeknownst of the barriers ahead...

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #21 on Nov 23, 2005, 9:25pm »

"WAITING FOR SIGNAL! That can't be right. Tell me what this says," Sands thrust the cell phone in front of him.

Hesitantley, Rollie peered at it. "Waiting for Signal," she confirmed, backing away from the miffed CIA agent.

"But that can't be right. It can't happen! There's always signal in here!"

"Oh give me that!" Arenas snapped, grabbing the cell away from him. She began to walk around the room searching for the signal.

"Do we really need the CIA for this?" Lynx asked, puzzled.

"Yes!" cried Drouxl and Rollie as one.

Arenas patted both on the head, in a semblance of comfort as she did another sweep around the room. "Well, there's definately no signal in here."

A hesitant knock sounded at the door.

"Now what?" PS moaned.

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #22 on Nov 28, 2005, 7:56pm »

"Now someone answers the door," Sands grumbled.

"Right!" Nutty flung open the door.

Fiend stuck her head in warily. "What the smeep is goin' on here?"

"Oh no!" Rollie cried. "Is Duke missing too?"

"What?!" Fiend's eyes widened. "Is he?" She looked around franticallty.

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #23 on Dec 3, 2005, 8:51pm »

"What? Eh? I want nothing! I'm not giving you anything, you swine!" Duke yelled from the depths of the room. Fiend gave a visible sigh before glaring at the visitors.

"Why are you all trying to freak me out? I was trying to get the lizards to cooperate."

"Fo you know anything about the case of the missing Johnnys?" Arenas asked seriously. As a government agent, she seemed to feel the need to take initiative in the search.

"I should think not."

"Well, y'know, you've been known to do it before," DB pointed out.

"That was Psnoo."

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #24 on Dec 12, 2005, 2:44pm »

"Oh, that's right," DB said shrugging apologetically.

"This isn't helping!" Rollie wailed, bringing them all back to the moment. "We've been here too long, who knows what has happened!"

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #25 on Dec 16, 2005, 4:54pm »

"No one here," Nutty said matter of factly.

"Well then can we please continue the search?" Rollie was trying her best not to panic. Sam never went anywhere without informing his angel as to where he was going.

"Where else is there to look?" Drouxl asked feeling a bit panicked herself.

"Roux could be in one of the training threads in the Academy of Flight couldn't he? I mean...if someone may be trying to train for him as well..." Lynx spoke softly.

DB nodded thoughtfully. "Why don't we see if we can find CC and see what she has to say about it first. I think she'd know if Roux was in the Academy of Flight."

"Right then! To the Pearl!" Nutty marched the group of angels and two Johnnys toward the ship.

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #26 on Dec 20, 2005, 2:09pm »

T'was a fine day for the ole stale sea breeze and nauseating vibrations. The curs'ed pirate ship of lore bobbed calmly at the end of a dock, awaiting the approach of some adventurous sea-goers. And here they were now! Our enormous gaggle of heroic fan-girls clambered toward the ship with a quick step. Those Johnnies were as good as found!

But pirate spirit had taken hold of their mission. Much too eager to get their sea legs back from where-ever they were, the excited group swung onboard and began pulling ropes and turning wooden levers at random. Before long they had managed get the vast ship moving, for better or worse.

Sands and Arenas had taken the wheel up by the bow. DB and Nutty were on the main deck trying their best to comfort Rollie's Sam withdrawal. The rest were busy getting their 'Yo-Ho' on down below... which is where things began to pick up.

Lynx, Psst, and Drouxl, and the Fiends were deep in the galley having a good time. The ship's liquor stores had been mysteriously emptied and the group were taking it upon themselves to liven the place up a bit.

"--A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR MEEE!" They bellowed in unison, laughing and rolling.

Duke fell onto a wooden stool and swayed dangerously. "The Great Blue, man!" He announced with gusto. He thumped a timber table; a fluff of ash fell from his cigarette into onto the slimey floor below.

"Yes-sir-ree!" Fiend thumped alongside him.

They giggled into silence... more sloshed than not. And rum was not good for sea-sickness. The girls (and dude) were beginning to dreadfully regret their decision in a pirate reinactment.

And that's when they heard it. A low, sharp--

THUMP. Lynx looked up. THUMP. Drouxl her head up from the table.

"Did you hear--"

THUMP. The sound seemed to be coming from the pantry closet that sat in the shadowy corner of the galley...

Psst stood up.

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Re: Poof! The story of the missing Johnnys
« Reply #27 on Dec 26, 2005, 12:05pm »

Before anyone could think of saying, "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear," Captain Jack Sparrow spilled out from behind the door. He looked dazed, sloshed and ultimately frazzled. He was babbling trying to get a word out.

"Jack?" they gasped.

"Rum 'n people 'n guns 'n sackin' n' MUTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Jack twitched.

"Mutiny?" Fiend frowned. "That sounds like something I'd write."

"Are you sure you didn't have anything to do with this?" Drouxl asked poitedly.

"No! No! No! I don't think...I hope I'd remember if I did."

"I'd know if she did anything! I mean...between the ether and the methedrine..." Duke scratched his head.

"No, not th' lass. Other lass. Evil lass. Eeeeeeevil!" Jack snarled.

"Eva!" Psst shouted.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, not Eva," Jack shook violently. "Some-"

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